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Ritz Lesbian

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Skin Tight

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants. They were skin-tight, high-waisted and had no obvious mechanism (zipper, buttons or velcro) for opening them. After several minutes of puzzling over how she got the pants up over her hips, he finally worked up the nerve to ask her. "Excuse me miss, but how do you get into your pants?" "Well," she replied, "you can start by buying me a drink."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Old Man and Viagra

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?"He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why? Are you sick?" "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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