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Sin and Shame

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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Garage Trouble

Jeff snoozed through his morning wake-up alarm and had scrambled to get dressed, drop the kids off and get to work.  He rushed into the office and as he was passing by the receptionist she said, "You left the garage open."  At first he thought maybe his neighbor had called but then realized that she was trying to tell him nicely that his zipper was open.  He went back to see her and asked, "Did you notice the Porsche in the garage?" She replied, "No, all I saw was a mini-van with flat tires."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Work & Office Jokes (Being Late Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Office - Show Me the Money

A boss said to his secretary I want to have sex with you and I'll make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, "Do it but ask him for $2000, if you pick up the money very fast he won't have enough time to undress himself."
So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, "What happened?" She responds, "The bastard used coins."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Work & Office Jokes (About Boss) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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