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Woman Visits the Gynecologist

A distraught woman goes to her gynecologist. When the doctor asks her what is wrong, she says, "Remember the hormones you gave me? Well, look what happened!" She unbuttons her blouse and reveals her chest, completely covered with hair. The doctor is aghast. He says, "I've never seen anything like this. How far down does it go?" She says, "All the way down to my penis! And that's the other thing we have to talk about!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Beaver's Tongue

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says, "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Thor the God of Love

THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway. He walks over and says, "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says, "YOUR THOR??? I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde)
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