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Robot Sex

Q: What do you call a robot whose sole purpose is to have one-night stands?
A: Nuts and bolts

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Riddles
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Not Natural

"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black." The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Smart Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Restroom

A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering amd swearing very softly. The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the problem is.
"Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to my head."
"Jesus Christ! What happened?"
"He told me to give him a blow job or he'd blow my brains out!"
"Yeah, then what?"
"Well you didn't hear a gun shot, did you?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes)
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