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Disgruntled Genie

A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie emerges. She says "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son of a bitch, I am going to grant only 1." He thinks a minute and says - "OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed." She says "So be it!" and disappears back into the bottle. Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance!

Categories: Genie Jokes , Sex Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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The Height of Being Hard-Up

Q: Do you know what the height of being hard-up is?
A: Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Viagra Tablet

Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
A: He got a stiff neck.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Riddles
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