Form Vs Function

A woman sits opposite a fat man on a bus and can’t help making a comment. “If that stomach was on a woman I’d think she was pregnant.” The fat man replies, “It was. She is.”

What A Happy Marriage Is Made of...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Husband Looks Bad

The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of your husband," he said. "Neither do I," said the wife, "but he's not home much, and he's great with the kids."