Blonde and a Fish
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Blonde - OJ
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!
Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong