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Turtle Neck Sweater

Q: Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
A: To hide his flea collar!

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Animal Oil

Q: What's the only animal that has to be oiled?
A: A mouse.
Q: Why?
A: 'Cause it squeaks!

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Blonde Saw Elephants

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses on?
A: Nothing, she didn't recognize them.

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