Religion Jokes

The Sermon

A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex. When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made. She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off!"

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Anonymous

Long Hair

A boy asks his father to drive the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!" The boy says "But father, Jesus had long hair!" To which his father replied, "Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere."

Anonymous

Jehovah's Witness & Unitarian

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
A: Someone who goes knocking on doors for no apparent reason.

Anonymous