The Good Wife Fetches All

Gena is such a good wife. Why, when her husband gets home late at night, as soon as he enters the door, he gets his pipe, slippers, pajamas, robe, book, and dinner.  And, if anything else is handy, she heaves that at him, too!

Husband Reset

My husband recently contracted this weird speech impediment where he sometimes says "No" when what he really means is "Yes, my beautiful Queen." Good thing he has me to correct him when it happens.

To Keep A Man Interested

Q: What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.