Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

Husband Reset

My husband recently contracted this weird speech impediment where he sometimes says "No" when what he really means is "Yes, my beautiful Queen." Good thing he has me to correct him when it happens.

Submitted BY: MEG

To Keep A Man Interested

Q: What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.

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Anonymous

Beyond Impotent

Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."

Anonymous