Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

What A Coincidence

Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.

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Marriage Anonymous

With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with curlers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.

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Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

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