Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Three Stages of Sex

3 Stages of Sex:
1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.
3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you!"

Anonymous

Marriage

To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother. I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.

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Anonymous

Flamingo Ditto

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

Anonymous