Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Giving away a horse

A retiring farmer, in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?", he asked. "I am.", said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?".  The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."  "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

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He Gives It All

The man says: "With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Marrying A Man

Q: What do you call a man that marries another man?
A: A minister

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