50/50 Relationship

Q: How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
A: We cook /they eat, we clean /they dirty, we iron /they wrinkle!

She's Smoking

Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door. The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air." So? How was it going last night? C'mon, tell me! How's your wife?" "Uhh, fine I guess, she's lying on the bed smoking." "Jesus! My wife just got a bit sore..."

Front Desk Call

A man calls the hotel front desk. "Hello how I may I be of assistance sir?"
"I NEED YOU TO SEND SOMEONE TO MY ROOM RIGHT AWAY."
"Calm down Sir, what seems to be the problem?" "My wife is trying to jump out of the window..." "Oh that sounds like a personal matter, I'm afraid we cannot involve ourselves."
"Listen here you smart-ass, the window isn't opening up and that's a maintenance matter!"