Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Rodeo Sex

Have you heard about the latest sensation? It's called "Rodeo Sex". That's when you mount your wife doggy style and in the middle of the act you whisper in her ear, "Your sister has a tighter pussy than you", then try to hold on for 8 seconds!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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Anonymous

Lazy's Medical Term

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

More Attention

At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give him enough attention."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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