Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

What Tax?

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it." "What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know..." "What do you want?" "I need some protection, alright??" "What size?" "Size? I dunno... Whatever is considered average I guess." "That'll be $2.35 including tax." "Tacks?! Tacks?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Meet the Family

I'm introducing my girlfriend to my parents for the first time tonight.
I told my girlfriend my parents were partially deaf, so she has to speak loud and slow. I told my parents my girlfriend is retarded.
This should be an interesting night.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?
A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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