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Girlfriend vs Wife / Boyfriend vs Husband
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
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Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by. My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table. My girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her?" To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"
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50 Shades
My wife says we should spice up our sex life with some stuff from 50 Shades of Grey.
First, she wants me to become a billionaire.
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