Relationship Jokes

Four Things in Common

Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
A: They are four ways you can lose your house!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Tornado Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Fire Jokes) , Riddles
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Getting Your Money's Worth

When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought regular or premium gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the engine running so rough." "No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly. "Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband. "It cost the same as always," said the wife. "I bought the usual ten dollars worth."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

The Stolen Credit Card

While paying bills, John's wife comes home one day, furious, and exclaims, "somebody stole my credit card!"  John consoled his wife and went back to work, not missing a beat.  
His wife gets even more furious, wanting to know what he is going to do about it.  John looks up from his computer and calmly replies, "Nothing."  His wife responds, "Why!?!"  
"Because he's spending less than you do!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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