You might be a redneck if you use old newspapers in more than 3 ways in your home.
You know your a redneck if your Thanksgiving turkey was once a family pet!
You Might be a Redneck - Home Mileage
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
At Least One
You might be a redneck if you can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.
You Might Be a Redneck 44
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Your mom calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.