The Redneck Pumpkin

Q: How do you know if someone is a redneck?
A: Their pumpkin has more teeth than they do!

Redneck Bull and Cow

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.

Did You Hear About The Redneck

Did you hear about the redneck who... spent four days in Sears looking for a miscarriage.