Redneck Jokes

Rednecks At School

You know you're a redneck when you walk into school with your son and are in the same grade.

Anonymous

You Might Be a Redneck If...

You Might Be A Redneck...

  • If your dad walks you to school 'cause you're in the same grade!
  • If you mow the grass and find the car!
  • If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you're having a garage sale!
  • If you sell the car 4 gas money!

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Anonymous

Redneck Check Up

A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. "I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol." "Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'

Anonymous