Redneck Jokes

Redneck Driving

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.

Anonymous

Hick Puzzle

Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle. "Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them. "Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."

Anonymous

Sharing The Remote

You might be a redneck if an intimate evening at home consists of sharing the remote.

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