Sharpton Wash

Returning from his emergency meeting with the Oscar nominations, Al Sharpton stopped at his local Sears store to purchase a new washing machine.  As he looked at the display models he realized that nearly all of them were white.  He began to complain and the clerk called the store manager. "What's the problem here, Reverend?" Sharpton pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of them were white.
The manager replied, "Well Reverend, it's true that most of the washing machines are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black."

Black and White

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white guy?
A: Well obviously one of them is a fucking nigger

Hanging Tree

So yesterday I decided to look back in my family tree and found a black guy from 100 years ago and guess what he's still hanging there.