Monica Lewinsky Theory

Q: Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
A:  Hard to prove but they think she may be the youngest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

Acronyms for Clinton and His Administration

1. Clinton: (C)razed (L)ow-class (I)diot (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation
2. Clinton: (C)razy (L)iberal (I)ntent (O)n (N)eedlessly (T)rashing (O)ur (N)ation
3. Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland
4. Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow
5. Clinton: (C)omplete (L)oser (I)n (N)ow (T)errorizing (O)ur (N)ation
6. Hillary: (H)ighly (I)nexperienced (L)eft-liberal (A)cademic (R)ighteous (Y)uppies
7. Gore: (G)ennifer's (O)nly (R)emaining (E)nterprise
8. Gore: (G)reatly (O)riented to (R)adical (E)cology
9. Gore: (G)reat (O)ne (R)egulating (E)verything

AOC Going Home

Q: Why is AOC afraid to go back to bartending?
A: She's worried about the Corona beer virus