The Whole World Could be Happy
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force One on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill turned to them and said, "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."
Hillary, thinking this was a good idea, replied, "Well, why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy?"
Al turned to them both and responded, "Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper extremely happy."
Not to be out done, Tipper quipped, "Why don't we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy."