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The Oval Office

So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour our guide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", seems someone liked the name the "Oral Office" better!

Obama's Light Bulb

Q: How many aides does it take to change President Obama's light bulb?

A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

Standing Joke

Why do people like Hillary Clinton?

When she can't even stand herself?

Bill Clinton and Al Gore Go Into A Local Diner for Lunch

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu. "She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."

Sex With Clinton

When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again."