The Islands

Bill Clinton once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'

In Exchange

What do you call a prostitute who prefers the British pound as primary payment method?
A quid pro ho.

Communism

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon. Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic. "I'm sorry,"  says Socialism, "I was standing in line for sausage." Capitalism says  "What's a line?" And Communism says  "What's a sausage?"