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Turning Me On

I am feeling a little off today. How about turning me on? The switch is on the back of my neck.

Role Player

I can think of a game in which you play a MAJOR role.

Your Place Or Mine?

Your place or my parents' basement?

What I'm Known For

I'm known for my thrusting.

Reason to Shine

You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core.