Pickup Lines - Universal

Rabbit - Pick up Line

A curious rabbit escaped from the zoo and into wilderness... It went HOP HOP HOP until it spotted a cow.
Rabbit: What are you? Cow: Do you really wanna know? Rabbit: Yes! Cow: Let's have sex first. --love making-- Cow: I'm a cow.
So it went HOP HOP HOP again until it spotted a chicken. Rabbit: What are you? Chicken: Do you really wanna know? Rabbit: Yes! Chicken: Let's have sex first... --Love Making-- Chicken: I'm a chicken.
And the rabbit went HOP HOP HOP until it ran into a sprukotok...
Girl/Guy you are telling the joke to: What's a sprukotok? You: Do you really wanna know?

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
Submitted BY: karlmarty

Many Tongues

I have 37 tongues. I'm just saying.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous

More Precious

You are more precious than dilithium crystals.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Biology Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous