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Pickup Lines - Pickup Rejections
      Wrong Guy
 Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
 Woman: "Female impersonator."
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                        Thank God
 The rebuttal to a turn-down:
 Man: "Want to Dance?"
 Woman: "No thanks."
 Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."
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                        Rejection
My luck with girls is so bad, even the ones I fantasize about just want to be friends
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