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Knock Knock - Oman

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Oman!

Oman who?

Oman, you are cute!

Another Geek Booty Call

Your mouth says no, but I'll bet your avatar says yes.

Zombie Booty-Call

No, you mean over MY dead body!

Handle a Cucumber

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

Top 5 Pick Up Lines

1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?
2. Nice shoes, wanna screw?
3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?
4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist?
5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?