One-Liner Jokes

Wide Awake

Not sure if my narcolepsy has been cured or if I'm suffering from insomnia.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Blonde Corn Flakes

Q:  Why are blondes like corn flakes?
A:  Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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Anonymous

Driving Away

Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: An Uber driver

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Anonymous