One-Liner Jokes

Breast Pumps

Q: Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A: Yes, baby lips.

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Anonymous

Find Me

I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.

Anonymous

Hello

If you held a seance to contact a mime, how would you know if it had worked or not?

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