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Five Days
I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Mistaken Someone
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Anonymous
Halloween Cat
Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.
Categories:
Holiday Jokes
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
