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Favorite Soup
When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.
I didn't really - he was just putting words in my mouth.
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HIV
I'll say one thing for HIV patients, they're always positive.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Shave
My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"
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