One-Liner Jokes

Mail Carriers.

Q: What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?
A: SPEED!

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Psychic Phenomena

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before. - George Carlin

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What is It?

Q: What is It?  Bush has a short one, Gorbachev has a long one,  Maddona does not have one, and a priest does not use his. What is it?
A:  Last name

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