One-Liner Jokes

The Miracle of Christmas

I think the real miracle of Christmas is how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!

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DiCaprio Stumped

My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke.
He didn't get it.

Anonymous

50 Shades

My wife says we should spice up our sex life with some stuff from 50 Shades of Grey.
First, she wants me to become a billionaire.

Anonymous