One-Liner Jokes

Come Along

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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Morse Code

My life completely changed after I learned Morse Code.
Last night, for example, I couldn't fall asleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Anonymous

Naming Children

After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.

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