Phone Sex Lines
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women. This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can just go to work.
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher, by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, "I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There's only one way you can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual advances of the principal." "Oh my God! Well, er, what was is that?" "I'll explain it, " he continued, "as soon as you've undressed."
One of the girls in the office where I work is going to be having a baby.
I just haven't decided which one yet.
What Smells Like A Woman?
Q: What is green, has four legs and smells like a woman?
A: The white house's pool table