Work & Office Jokes - About Boss

The Ten Ifs

1. If it rings, put it on hold.
2. If it clunks, call the repairman.
3. If it whistles, ignore it.
4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
5. If it's the boss, look busy.
6. If it talks, take notes.
7. If it's handwritten, type it.
8. if it's typed, copy it.
9. If it's copied, file it.
10. If it's Friday, forget it!

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Anonymous

Good Work Day

Q: How do you know when it's going to be a good day at work?
A: When you see your boss' picture on the side of the milk carton.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Work & Office Jokes (About Boss) , Riddles
Anonymous

Kiss at a Christmas Party

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (About Boss) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Party Jokes)
Anonymous