Money for Wife's Operation

A guy is walking down the strip in Las Vegas, when a man walks up and says, "Sir, do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an operation that costs $1000.00. I have $980.00 and just need the last $20.00."  The guy thinks about it and asks the man, "How will I know that you aren't going to walk into that casino and gamble it away?"  The man replies, "No sir... I have money for gambling!"

Donation To The Preacher

After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that he is going to give him a lot of money when he grows up. "Well, thank you," the pastor replies, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"

Yo Mama - Grocery Store

Yo mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.