Military Jokes

Brown Military

Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.

Anonymous

Appliance Spy

If you think your microwave spying on you is bad...
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

Anonymous

Iraqi Military

Q: What are the Iraqi military rules of engagement?
A: If it doesn't move, hide behind it. If it does move, surrender to it.
Iraqi Military Motto: I came I saw I took my American truck and drove home. 

Anonymous