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Run Mr Taliban Song...

Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)
Day-O...oh Day-O, Air force come and they flatten your home
Run Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Hey USA, USA, USA...
Air force come and they flatten you home
60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Old Uncle Sam's pissed, he ain't no quitter,
Air force come and they flatten your home
When we finish you all be crying,
Air force come and they flatten your home,
Pilot is brother of New York fireman
Air force come and they flatten your home

Iraq's Navy

Q: Do you know why Iraq's navy has glass bottomed ships?

A: So the sailors can see their air force!