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Military for Babies

Q: Which branch of the military do babies join?

A: The infantry!

Clinton Strikes Again

The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog.

Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.

Soldiers

Q: What is a soldiers least favorite month of the year?

A: March

Sergeants and Tigers

Q: How are tigers like sargeants in the army?

A: They both wear stripes!

Trees in Paris

Q: Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris?

A: So the Germans can march in the shade.