Math & Science Jokes - Chemistry Jokes

Me Too

Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

Guide To Science

Handy guide to modern science: If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Biology Jokes)
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New Chemical Warfare

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "Wait, what?" asked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes)
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