Math & Science Jokes

Me Too

Two men walk into a bar. First one says "I'll have an H20."
Second man says, "You know what? I'll have an H20 too."
The second man dies.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Chemistry Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

Love Graph

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
Anonymous

Farmer Surprise

Q: What did the farmer say when he read that genetic engineers were implanting human DNA into goats?
A: "Hell, I've been doing that for years."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Math & Science Jokes (Engineering Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous