Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Canvassers

Q: How many election canvassers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'd just go round telling everyone that it's time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for "New light bulb."

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes
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Lightbulb - Arkansas

Q: How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, Clinton does all the screwing!

Categories: Political Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Light Bulb - Russian Leaders

Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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