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Senior Citizens to Screw in Lightbulb
Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.
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Republican Light Bulb
Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!
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Light Bulb - Manic Depressives
Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs.
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