Light Bulb Jokes

Senior Citizens to Screw in Lightbulb

Q: How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
A: One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb.

Anonymous

Republican Light Bulb

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Manic Depressives

Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs.

Anonymous