Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - American Football

Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.

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Light Bulb - Academics

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That's what research students are for.

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Light Bulb - Blonde

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "You can change those things?!"

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