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The best jokes and joke writers!

Knock Knock - Carrie

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Carrie.

Carrie who?

Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door.

Knock Knock - Abbott

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Abbott!

Abbott who?

Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock - Woo

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Woo

Woo who?

I know, it's exciting for me too!

Knock Knock - Christmas

Knock, knock? 

Who's there?

Megan and chicken

Megan and chicken who?

He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice...

Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!