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Orange and Banana

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

Knock Knock - Pencil

Knock, knock

Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Knock Knock - Owls

Knock knock

Who's there?

Owls

Owls who?

That's right! Owls hoo!

Knock Knock - Mop

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?! (smell ma poo)

Knock Knock - Atch

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Atch!

Atch who?

Bless You!  I didn't know you were sick!