Successful

I can tell that your charisma bypass was successful.

Donation To The Preacher

After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that he is going to give him a lot of money when he grows up. "Well, thank you," the pastor replies, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"

Yo Mama - Ice Trays

Yo mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!